I was just looking at a photo of Mariner Moose wearing shorts. For a moment, I found it odd how he’s wearing shorts. MLB players don’t wear shorts. Shouldn’t he be wearing pants instead?
But when you look at a mascot wearing pants, it looks WEIRD.
Take this photo. Look at the Texas Ranger mascot, Captain.
Focus on the body and legs. It looks like a regular player, but when you look at the head, it’s like YIPES! Why is there a horse head on that Texas Ranger player? The rest of the mascots look normal—as normal as mascots can be.
Now, let’s do the same with the Chicago White Sox mascot, Southpaw.
Pants on mascots look weird.
By the way, it’s funny how Clark the Cub is showing off his World Series ring. That would have placed this photo in the year 2017. (Cubs won in 2016, got their rings in 2017). They are standing on a field that says something about voting for the All-Star game.
The ironic thing about Clark the Cub showing off his World Series ring is that NONE of the players from that 2016 team were selected as All-Stars in the following year. The only Cub in the 2017 All-Star Game was Wade Davis. He was not on the 2016 team. He joined the Cubs in 2017.
Bob the Bishop (Ohio Wesleyan University) is the best mascot ever.